Mad Matt's Adventures in Chertsey

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Chertsey A & E

Juniper Ward

Matt enjoys the scenery

"... the hospital elves give me morphine ..."

The staff entertain patients with a Mafia-esque version of Kerplunk

Ohhhhh, hokey cokey cokey...

I am a name, not a number

Pinhead's lesser known cousin, Pegleg

As the painkillers wear off, medical staff decide to trial the new Barry Anaesthetic™

My, what lovely pink nail varnish you wear

Crackin' stuff

Barry gets out his close-ups-of-zebras-I-loved-and-lost slide show